What are you in for?

Being a smartass

i disagreed with God and he said, "HA!"...i woke up here and now i am in this hell... this inescapable hell.

All I said was, "Why don't we just let them go on? Let's see how far they can take this world on their own."

God had wanted to destroy all human life on this planet and start over again....and now it is happening.

A good time not a long time

Cookies. And mint choco chip ice cream.

I’m the real deal, yo! A straight up OG thug. I’m in for littering, jaywalking and loitering…all in the same day, dog. I’m loco, ya heard?! 🤪

i could ask you same thing

a nor'easter

Pizza. Miley. Mostly pizza.

Something that would scare you shitless

Jaywalking

Hobbit abuse

Trouble.

Public intoxication and public nudity.

You guess 🥹

hobnobbery

promoting guilt free cheesecake recipes 😣

Calling short people short

An empty womb