Straylight · 31-35, F
I looked at your phone once and you have my number listed as “free food”. So probably that. 😑
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Straylight You feed him? sheesh... you need to stop that, he`s like a feral cat.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Degbeme He looked so sad and hungry. Now I see him pulling that act at every house on the block. 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Straylight Why does that not surprise me. 🙄
Lilymoon · F
You love me 🤭
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M

Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@TheRascallyOne Woah. The coolness is too much for one glimpse 🐇🫣
Snacks and reach things for you.
You're also a good pet.
You're also a good pet.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@V00doo I’ll just get the step ladder 🙄
@ShepherdBard Good boy
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@V00doo uggghhh *shakes fist*
I know too much
calicuz · 56-60, M
Why do I have to keep reminding you........ to reach the top shelf at the store. 🙄
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@calicuz I’ll climb, you’re dismissed *shoes you away*
Classified · M
I've got a car 😯
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Comedic relief and you owe me your life about 3000 times over because I keep saving you :P
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure doesn’t add up
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Well you did get hit in the head a ton of times......just ask @mindstruggle. She caused....I mean was witness to most of them
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure 👀👀
Matt85 · 36-40, M
you want a farm, like me.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Cause I'm cute and adorable duh 🙄
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch my attitude is amazing and I’ll stop 👀
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard 😭😭😭😭
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
You do?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard *doesn`t mention the hole in the fence.*
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme 🧐
Lilymoon · F
@ShepherdBard he keeps coming back like herpes innit 🫨
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
I can tell people where their lost keys went
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lotsofberries ok you’re still on the payroll for now
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard yesss 🤝
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Because I'm not a square...
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AntisocialTroll but you’re about up to ma hip
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@ShepherdBard Pah...Only when you're on a ladder...
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AntisocialTroll I.. but… yea ok true 😒
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
My winning personality! 😃
Plus, I have photos of you burying the body and where you buried it 😏
Plus, I have photos of you burying the body and where you buried it 😏
Iwillwait · M
You don't, I'm your Boss, now get back to work. 🤨
No one else will remind you that I'm taller than you are...
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl dream on owly
@ShepherdBard I'll leave all the dreaming to Bardy...
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl mmhm
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Because you'll never get rid of me.
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
For distraction and annoyance? 🤔
Uh uh uh you ran out of blocks?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SStarfish naaa
Well, because if you're driving the van then you can't be dragging the ladies INTO the van can you?? 🙄 Plus someone has to look after the pretend puppies back there.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@UBotMate 😶😶😶
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
My badonkadonk
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda it’s orangey
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard I lather it in turmeric every morning, good for inflammation.
empanadas · 31-35, M
Because i sometimes make you pity laugh
Fire ants , pookie
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark better not 😡
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