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DearAmbellina2113 路 41-45, F
I settle for nothing less than a ride or die type. If you can't even defend me and stay loyal to me when your family or friends don't like me, I don't need you.
Bratt 路 F
@DearAmbellina2113 That there is straight up solid awesome. Demand solidarity or get lost.馃枻
FairyGirlGemma 路 F
The perfect partner gets a spade before you ask
Bratt 路 F
@FairyGirlGemma Ahead of the game. Yeah...that's hot. 馃枻
TiffAching 路 26-30, F
Definitely the second. Friends help you move, [i]true[/i] friends help you move bodies, and the love of your life will come with you to the rug store to find the perfect thing to wrap the body in.
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Girl you know it鈥檚 the evidence burying. True love 鉂わ笍
tallpowerhouseblonde 路 31-35, F
They had me when I spotted their gorgeous well dressed muscularity from across the room.I had them shortly afterwards.
tallpowerhouseblonde 路 31-35, F
@Bratt YW.For getting rid of the bodies I recommend having a friend on a major construction project to pour concrete and drop the bodies in.
tallpowerhouseblonde 路 31-35, F
@jbon85 I have 20/20 vision.
jbon85 路 100+, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde that explains your excellent sight
summersong 路 F
Will never again settle for anyone not willing to be a co-conspirator 馃槍
Bratt 路 F
@summersong Yep... You gotta be down or get out. My future wedding vows will include the term co - defendent in there somewhere.
SW-User
They have to say something more unique than that. ;)
Bratt 路 F
@SW-User Ahhh... Deeper they must go to steal your heart. I believe that. 馃枻
SW-User
@Bratt 馃挋
*hands you a shovel*
Harriet03 路 41-45, F
Kiss my neck.
We're.................
We're.................
Pretzel 路 61-69, M
a friend knows where the bodies are buried
a good friend still has dirt under their fingernails from helping you bury them
a good friend still has dirt under their fingernails from helping you bury them
WillaKissing 路 56-60
Oh a tough question so early in the morning for me, but since I do not like witnesses. I will go with "hello" !
Bratt 路 F
@WillaKissing No co defendants. Nice.
WillaKissing 路 56-60
@Bratt No one to tell on you if they get caught by themselves, or say when your relationship/friendship falls apart and they feel like squealing to get even.
Just no witnesses are cleaner.
SO "hello" !
Just no witnesses are cleaner.
SO "hello" !
SW-User
If they can't handle my weird ass and plot murder, then they ain't worth the effort.
Bratt 路 F
@SW-User 馃幎 get up , come on get down with the sickness 馃幎
SW-User
@Bratt Disturbed is a good time.
RoxClymer 路 41-45, M
forget the shovel, the perfect partner gives you the keys to a Bobcat
SW-User
They had me at, here's a shovel, I know the perfect spot.
馃槇
馃槇
Bratt 路 F
@SW-User That's definitely a ride or die 馃枻
jbon85 路 100+, M
I鈥檒l help you get rid of the body, nobody will ever find it 馃槈
grayhalo 路 41-45, M
"I'll help you plan the heist" isn't a bad one either.
vetguy1991 路 51-55, M
鉀忥笍
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Bratt 路 F
@SW-User A classic gent you still remain. 鉂わ笍
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