I had a dream that I was snuggling and kissing on Elon Musk. Y'all can call the authorities on...

Strongtea · 22-25, M

Lol!

Lmfao. I wouldn't admit that in public if I were you. Now he's going to lure and bribe you to have one of his minions. And/or you are totally going to dream about it.

NudasPriest

Indeed there is no redemption from this. You will be missed.

RosaMarie · 46-50, F

That's maybe the most disturbing thing I've read all day.

yugimotodm · 26-30, M

You’ve changed 😆

Degbeme · 70-79, M

That`s not a dream, that`s a nightmare

Oh and why you cheating on me?

Bexsy

Ohhhh mamacita, tell me it isn't so. I must save you from yourself

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F

It's enough that the imagery will haunt you forever

Straylight · 31-35, F

I once dreamed Mark Zuckerberg had creepy androids that looked like him and they were chasing me.

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

Sue that man rn

Ferric67 · M

That would make you what, baby mama number seven? Eight?
The dude has been busy

Offthetop · 56-60, M

Brace yourself - he will want to name the baby XTC4206969.

phoenixrising · M

Sure with that musky smell you definitely know it is an Elon

I had a dream that I was snuggling and kissing on Elon Musk. Y'all can call the authorities on me now....I officially belong in a padded cell.