Will Trump bring a few Alaskan crabs back for Joe Six Pack and his family?
Trump is off to Alaska to campaign today. It will cost millions of tax dollars to get him there. So I think he should spring for some Alaskan crabs - bring them back to Washington and share them with some regular working folk.
@SunshineGirl He did talk to the Alaskan penguins. And after he left the Alaskan penguins said - what a bird brain. The Greenland penguins said the same thing after he talked to them. Cheers and happy weekend!
Actually, if he’s describing Alaskan king crab, that’s no too far off if you count leg span. If I’d love a king crab. And my doge check. And my tariff rebate.
@ArishMell He'll need Airforce One, a couple of decoy jets, and two bullet proof catering trollies - one to carry all his Big Macs and the other to transport him on the runway.
