@Carla I didn't know there was porous stone at the bottom of a outhouse pit - but now that I do I think that would be a perfect thing for Trump. Cheers!

@Carla Q: What did one Trump porous stone at the bottom of a outhouse say to the other Trump porous stone at the bottom of a outhouse?
A: Man I wish I didn't make those cuts to the CDC. (Trump's cuts to the CDC might be the cause of the explosive diarrhea out break in America Cheers!

@trollslayer A fleshlight would be an inanimate object. Like if a wizard turned Trump into a Dummy Mare it would be an inanimate object. Cheers!

@Nanoose I was just thinking that if a wizard did turn Trump into a Dummy Mare - when they tried to bring the stallion to the Trump Dummy Mare the horse would say - naaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Cheers!