If a wizard was going to turn Trump into a inanimate object - what should it be?

I'm thinking a Lie Detector. That way Trump would have to tell when something was a lie. Cheers!

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Carla · 61-69, F

You know the porous stone that lays at the bottom of an outhouse pit? Yes, that.

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@Carla I didn't know there was porous stone at the bottom of a outhouse pit - but now that I do I think that would be a perfect thing for Trump. Cheers!

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@Carla Q: What did one Trump porous stone at the bottom of a outhouse say to the other Trump porous stone at the bottom of a outhouse?
A: Man I wish I didn't make those cuts to the CDC. (Trump's cuts to the CDC might be the cause of the explosive diarrhea out break in America Cheers!

ElwoodBlues · M

Maybe this!

Convivial · 26-30, F

I'm thinking a door mat🤔

Khenpal1 · M

dog leash

trollslayer · 51-55, M

Putin’s fleshlight. Oh, you meant hypothetically?

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