A new wig and a well tailored suit. I'm Trailor Trash and my suits are better quality and better tailored than Trump's suits. Not sure about this part but maybe Trump can't afford dance lessons either (judging by his clumsy dance moves). Cheers!
@Prison1203 Just one of my old growth fur trees is worth more then all of Trumps suits all his ties and that poorly tailored tux he wore when he visited the queen of England.
Hilarious when trailer trash, live vicariously through the people who scam them.
$400K on 5 acres? Impressive.
Based on 2026 market data for the Bellevue, WA area, purchasing a manufactured home (trailer home) on 5 acres likely ranges from $1 million to over $2 million.
@SlaveEt My theory is that the hairpiece is his own hair. Just no longer attached in the usual manner. (In fact, I am aware of the scalp surgery he had that created a bald zone on the back of his head, which he is careful to cover. But in the end its all vanity. And thats Trump...😷