Donald Trump can afford everything but a new wig....

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Nanoose · 70-79, M

A new wig and a well tailored suit. I'm Trailor Trash and my suits are better quality and better tailored than Trump's suits. Not sure about this part but maybe Trump can't afford dance lessons either (judging by his clumsy dance moves). Cheers!

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Northwest · M

@Prison1203 Hilarious when trailer trash, live vicariously through the people who scam them.

He uses a combination of hair transplants and the mother of all combovers, and tops it all with hair coloring.

It's about $20K to get complete hair transplants.

Example:

Prison1203 · 61-69, M

@Northwest I don’t live in a trailer, I have - $400,000k home on 5 acres , nice try though

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@Prison1203 Just one of my old growth fur trees is worth more then all of Trumps suits all his ties and that poorly tailored tux he wore when he visited the queen of England.

Northwest · M

@Prison1203

Hilarious when trailer trash, live vicariously through the people who scam them.

$400K on 5 acres? Impressive.

Based on 2026 market data for the Bellevue, WA area, purchasing a manufactured home (trailer home) on 5 acres likely ranges from $1 million to over $2 million.

You're from Hill Country, right?