Remember how Trump told us the election was rigged in 2016?
That's all we heard the better part of a year.
The election is rigged.
Rigged rigged rigged.
Maga nation repeated it along with him the whole time.
Rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged.
Then he won and suddenly the election wasn't rigged anymore. We didn't hear anything else about it, not from him and not from MAGA.
But the annoying thing about being elected is if you want to stay in office you have to occasionally run all over again.
So Trump digs deep into his closet, behind the golf clubs and under the stack of Stormy Daniels VHS tapes.
And he finds what he's looking for:
And he puts that LP on his turntable let's it loop endlessly.
Fraud fraud fraud fraud stop the steal fraud fraud fraud fruad. Trump and MAGA in concert in perfect harmony.
And this time he doesn't win. So cranks that baby up to 10 and takes it to a whole new level.
So here we are now, just a few years later and we have something like 300 Republican candidates holding copies of Trump's Greatest Hit. The ones that win of course won't need it.
The ones who lose will probably be playing it loud and singing along.
The election is rigged.
Rigged rigged rigged.
Maga nation repeated it along with him the whole time.
Rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged.
Then he won and suddenly the election wasn't rigged anymore. We didn't hear anything else about it, not from him and not from MAGA.
But the annoying thing about being elected is if you want to stay in office you have to occasionally run all over again.
So Trump digs deep into his closet, behind the golf clubs and under the stack of Stormy Daniels VHS tapes.
And he finds what he's looking for:
And he puts that LP on his turntable let's it loop endlessly.
Fraud fraud fraud fraud stop the steal fraud fraud fraud fruad. Trump and MAGA in concert in perfect harmony.
And this time he doesn't win. So cranks that baby up to 10 and takes it to a whole new level.
So here we are now, just a few years later and we have something like 300 Republican candidates holding copies of Trump's Greatest Hit. The ones that win of course won't need it.
The ones who lose will probably be playing it loud and singing along.