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Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
Judas
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Trump lives in your head
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Northwest · M
Forget about Donald Trump. The question each conservative Christian who voted for Trump, should ask themselves, is the following: would Trump have voted for Trump?
Viper · M
He still would be kissing Putin's a$$
Though Putin might of had a different name back then...
Though Putin might of had a different name back then...
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
He’d have been in the crowd with the Romans cheering it on
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
helenS · 36-40, F
He'd probably claim that the Gospel is fake news anyway because [u]he[/u] is our saviour.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Sold tickets to the crucifixion?
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@ChipmunkErnie Yeah that sounds like something he would of done. Cheers!
Ynotisay · M
@ChipmunkErnie Definitely would have used a gold cross too. A big, beautiful gold cross. Bigger than ANYONE'S.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
You're making Al's hair hurt
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smiler2012 · 56-60
@Ferise1 😆more trumpster abuse i see only thing to do well really
smiler2012 · 56-60
if trump was around in jesus time he would of declared himself a messiah 😆[nanoose]
ServantOfTheGoddess · 61-69, M
Offended by being told to give his wealth to the poor, he would set himself up as a travelling preacher and healer. He would put a LOT of energy into preaching that he actually healed more people and drew bigger crowds than Jesus did. That would be the entire topic of his Sermon on the Mount.
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Nanoose · 61-69, M
@ServantOfTheGoddess Yep that sounds like something Trump would do. Cheers!
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Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Anything is possible, but joe would have ask the training wheels be put back on his bicycle
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Ordered McDonalds for the last supper
He would have started a cult.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
Whatever. Find a fictional Time and heroes we can all like. Murka is dead set.
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Nanoose · 61-69, M
@MarmeeMarch Looks like he lost weight in Jesus's days I guess because there were no KFC restaurants back then. Cheers1
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AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Build a temple. Lol
Budwick · 70-79, M
The Donald has REALLY gotten under your skin, eh?
Was he injected into you by hating democrats or Marxist media?
You might want to spend more time trying to find a replacement for failing Biden and less bashing on the former president.
Was he injected into you by hating democrats or Marxist media?
You might want to spend more time trying to find a replacement for failing Biden and less bashing on the former president.
They would have stoned him to death for all the lying cheating and adultery he has committed.
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Spunkylama They cut peoples hands off for stealing back then too. He would of looked even sillier doing his YMCA dance with no hands. Cheers!
@Nanoose I call it the double BJ dance. Without hands he better have good mouth skills!
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Spunkylama We would have to ask Putin about that. Cheers!
DCarey · 46-50, M
What exactly does "would of" mean?