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If Donald Trump was around in Jesus's days what do you think he would of done?

I think if Trump was around in Jesus's days and he heard Jesus say - he who is without sin let them cast the first stone Trump would of cast the first stone. But he wouldn't of done it because he was without sin he would of done it to con people into thinking he was some kind of saint. Cheers!
helenS · 36-40, F
He'd probably claim that the Gospel is fake news anyway because [u]he[/u] is our saviour.
Slade · 56-60, M
@helenS That sounds like a leader you are more familiar with
helenS · 36-40, F
@Slade You mean comrade Vladimir Ilyich Lenin? 😏
Slade · 56-60, M
@helenS amongst others with groovy 'staches
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Sold tickets to the crucifixion?
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@ChipmunkErnie Yeah that sounds like something he would of done. Cheers!
Ynotisay · M
@ChipmunkErnie Definitely would have used a gold cross too. A big, beautiful gold cross. Bigger than ANYONE'S.
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
if trump was around in jesus time he would of declared himself a messiah 😆[nanoose]
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
He’d have been in the crowd with the Romans cheering it on
Budwick · 70-79, M
The Donald has REALLY gotten under your skin, eh?

Was he injected into you by hating democrats or Marxist media?

You might want to spend more time trying to find a replacement for failing Biden and less bashing on the former president.
Slade · 56-60, M
@Nanoose You really are a child.

Fool
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Slade I know you are but what am I?
Slade · 56-60, M
@Nanoose those Iead paint chips are delicious eh?
Viper · M
He still would be kissing Putin's a$$

Though Putin might of had a different name back then...
ServantOfTheGoddess · 56-60, M
Offended by being told to give his wealth to the poor, he would set himself up as a travelling preacher and healer. He would put a LOT of energy into preaching that he actually healed more people and drew bigger crowds than Jesus did. That would be the entire topic of his Sermon on the Mount.
Slade · 56-60, M
@ServantOfTheGoddess Yeah he's never been known to be generous to charities.

Dullard
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@ServantOfTheGoddess Yep that sounds like something Trump would do. Cheers!
Northwest · M
Forget about Donald Trump. The question each conservative Christian who voted for Trump, should ask themselves, is the following: would Trump have voted for Trump?
Budwick · 70-79, M
@Northwest [quote] The question each conservative Christian who voted for Trump, should ask themselves, is the following: would Trump have voted for Trump?[/quote]

Of course!
What candidate in his right mind would vote for the opposition?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

You're making Al's hair hurt
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Trump lives in your head
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Slade Thanks I thought it was pretty great too.
Slade · 56-60, M
@Nanoose You are softer than shit. Please tell me you are no older than 10
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Slade I know you are but what am I?
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@MarmeeMarch Looks like he lost weight in Jesus's days I guess because there were no KFC restaurants back then. Cheers1
@Nanoose There was no K - and no F - but they did have Chickens
They would have stoned him to death for all the lying cheating and adultery he has committed.
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Spunkylama They cut peoples hands off for stealing back then too. He would of looked even sillier doing his YMCA dance with no hands. Cheers!
@Nanoose I call it the double BJ dance. Without hands he better have good mouth skills!
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Spunkylama We would have to ask Putin about that. Cheers!
Virgo79 · 56-60, M
Anything is possible, but joe would have ask the training wheels be put back on his bicycle
He would have started a cult.
Oh wait...
Whatever. Find a fictional Time and heroes we can all like. Murka is dead set.
nedkelly · M
Ordered McDonalds for the last supper
BBarker · 46-50, M
What exactly does "would of" mean?
MarkS · 51-55, M
Build a temple. Lol
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Ynotisay · M
@Ferise1 Should have put "Would have" in quotes. Don't be an idiot.
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
@Ferise1 😆more trumpster abuse i see only thing to do well really

 
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