What would cheer you up the most right now?

Tin Foil Underpants. My head is protected but not my important bits

a winning lottery ticket 💰

A massive sooper lotto win 🤔

Normally I'd say a cuddle, and that might still work. But a good night of sleep sounds pretty good as well.

If someone handed me a million dollars in a greeting card.

Probably something impossible, like reconnecting with an old former friend or an estranged relative and finding out that they weren't mad at me and didn't hate me after all. I would be so relieved; I'd probably sleep well for once.

An engraved apology from the US Government and immediate reinstatemen of my Social Security benefits. But we all know thats not going to happen.

Someone with alcohol and cuddles just for me.

The love of my life coming to visit me, its been 3 years now its hard to wait longer 😂

A new prime Minister, and seeing the current one hung for treason

not sure if anything could at this point

If one of you could run the garbage out for me.

Coffee.
A hug.
Pizza.
In that order.

A knife to my carotid arteries.

Call me and I’ll tell you 🤭
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A sexy boyfriend

Snugs in a rug with cake in a mug.