I would be your DJ and the hype man.😇

"I will Survive"
Calicuz feat. Hombre Gracioso

"I will Survive"
Calicuz feat. Hombre Gracioso
AbbeyRhode · F
My true love's wife.
calicuz · 56-60, M
AbbeyRhode · F
@calicuz On the other side of the earth.

SW-User
An heir to a vast fortune.
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User
Yeah, that would be nice.
Yeah, that would be nice.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
A cowboy, I mean a pirate
Pfuzylogic · M

calicuz · 56-60, M
Pfuzylogic · M
originnone · 61-69, M
There's only one job I ever wanted....catcher for the Cincinnati reds.
calicuz · 56-60, M
originnone · 61-69, M
@calicuz I remember the first time my brother mentioned a guy named Johnny Bench. I've wanted his job ever since. I do love George Brett though.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
I'm a brine taster over at the pickle factory, but I should have been an olive stuffer.
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independently wealthy.
helenS · 36-40, F
I should be the sound engineer behind the stage, the person who makes everything sound good, using digital filters..
TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
The one sitting there enjoying your song
BrewCityBarfly · M
An architect. I think I could have been really good at creating some interesting residential designs.
calicuz · 56-60, M
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
OMg! I thought I him even before clicking on your post, just from reading the title. I too want to be him.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
I probably should’ve stayed on Wall Street. I’d be retired already.
No regrets though…
No regrets though…
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
An underachiever.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@calicuz Just referencing “Caddyshack”.
calicuz · 56-60, M
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@calicuz [media=https://youtu.be/I3akC_INsFc]

SW-User
I should have been a Princess 👸
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Greenhouse grower
calicuz · 56-60, M
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@calicuz I walk into a greenhouse to buy plants and inhale the fragrance…the smell of the soil, herbs, petunias and other flowers, to me that is one of the most beautiful aromas there is. I remember it from the time I was a toddler when we would drive to town and get flowers and tomatoes and peppers to plant on the farm. And as for a shopping experience the atmosphere is peaceful, laid back and you’re among others who love to plant things.
I coulda been a contender. ..😳
LaLumieri · 51-55, F
An opera singer.
DoubleRings · 51-55, F
A veterinarian
calicuz · 56-60, M
bookerdana · M
A comic strip artist....but my brother got all the talent
calicuz · 56-60, M
bookerdana · M
@calicuz IKR,I used to make strips as a kid..occasionally a newspaper 😀
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Artist and homeschooling stay at home mom.
calicuz · 56-60, M

SW-User
A rock star
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User
YES!!!
YES!!!
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔..........I saw that show...........
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
A coupon for 50 cents off of a box of Honey Bunches of Oats.
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
International playboy. (I'm not kidding)
NoGamesTolerated · F
PI lol
UnderLockDown · M
A cowboy, or President.🤠
calicuz · 56-60, M
UnderLockDown · M
@calicuz I'm sure I would be more in tune with The People than most of the politicians, and I don't make decisions lightly.
MrEagle · 41-45, M
A pool boy

SW-User
Swallowed
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User
Can't be that bad. 😂
Can't be that bad. 😂

SW-User
lounge lizard
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User
Something tells me you have a lot of practice. 🤔
Something tells me you have a lot of practice. 🤔
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@calicuz] 🤔why is there no sound 😆lol maybe you meant lousy rather than a lounge singer hence no sound 😆😆😆
calicuz · 56-60, M
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
A fat Elvis impersonator in a jumpsuit
calicuz · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I should’ve been a professional Elvis impersonator, but not a fat one 🤟
OogieBoogie · F
an ancient Egtptian Queen.
so dissapointed wjen i found out they arent a thing anymore 😫
so dissapointed wjen i found out they arent a thing anymore 😫
calicuz · 56-60, M
OogieBoogie · F
@calicuz aint you lovely 😅🤗
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
calicuz · 56-60, M
violentred · 26-30, M
Rich as fuck
violentred · 26-30, M
@calicuz I'm pretty sure a solid chunk of my problems could be solved if I had that cash flow.
calicuz · 56-60, M
@violentred
Yes, money doesn't solve all problems, but it can get few things out of the way that might be holding us back.
Yes, money doesn't solve all problems, but it can get few things out of the way that might be holding us back.
violentred · 26-30, M
@calicuz Exactly it gives us more breathing room to make more problems. Hey at least I'd be a debt free fuckup

SW-User
A piano player, an orchestral writer, an artist and so much more
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User
I actually really appreciate artists. Now will you be the piano player in my lounge act? 😅
I actually really appreciate artists. Now will you be the piano player in my lounge act? 😅