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Uh oh, looks like the left's new idol, kiddie groomer Walz, has an insatiable thirst for horse jizz!

LOCAL MAN’S STOMACH PUMPED AFTER NEIGH-BORHOOD DARE GOES WRONG

Nebraska Man Hospitalized After Unusual Overingestion Incident
August 30, 1995, West Point, NE

"In a bizarre and unprecedented medical emergency, Tim Walz, a local resident of West Point, Nebraska, was rushed to West Point General Hospital last night after reportedly ingesting horse semen. The incident, which has left the community in shock and disbelief, has sparked conversation about the dangers of consuming unconventional substances.

Emergency responders were called to Mr. Walz’s residence around 11 PM after he began experiencing severe abdominal pain and distress. According to paramedics on the scene, Mr. Walz was conscious but in significant discomfort, prompting immediate transport to the hospital.
Dr. Amanda Thompson, the attending physician at West Point General Hospital, confirmed that Mr. Walz required a stomach pumping procedure to remove the ingested material. “This is an extraordinary case,” Dr. Thompson remarked. “While we have encountered various ingestion incidents, this is certainly unique. The patient is currently stable and under observation.”
Details surrounding the circumstances of the ingestion remain unclear. Friends and family of Mr. Walz expressed their shock, noting that he is known for his adventurous spirit but had never engaged in such extreme behavior before. “Tim is a fun-loving guy, but this is completely out of character for him,” said a close friend who wished to remain anonymous.

Medical experts warn that consuming non-food substances can lead to serious health complications, including gastrointestinal distress, poisoning, and even organ damage. “It’s crucial to understand that our bodies are not equipped to handle certain materials,” Dr. Thompson emphasized. “What might seem like a harmless or humorous act can quickly turn dangerous.”
As the community grapples with this unusual incident, many are left wondering what could have led Mr. Walz to make such a risky decision. While the investigation continues, his family has requested privacy and support during his recovery.

Mr. Walz’s ordeal serves as a stark reminder of the importance of making safe and informed choices. Health professionals urge individuals to seek immediate medical attention if they suspect they have ingested any harmful substances.
Stay tuned to West Point Daily News for further updates"

I guess being a Brit, Rod Stewart couldn't be on the ticket!🦮

The left, always the paragons of clean living, virtue and morality!🐎
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carpediem · 61-69, M Best Comment
OMG. He probably extracted it using his mouth. 🤮
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@carpediem

Bull semen is actually extracted with an electric tube. Yet every vet has a bull cum joke/story
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@carpediem

Within human circles being an "informal advisor to understanding sexual identity" to children as young as 5" is not considered a virtue. Except for the hell-bound left

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Did he also have severe contusions from being kicked by the horse...? 🤔
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@Thinkerbell

He and Kammy can double team some equine cock at the next rally!
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
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@Thinkerbell

Love it! 😁

I'm calling him Megan since they both love stallions!
AbbeyRhode · F
🤮🤮🤮
PatKirby · M
@AbbeyRhode

Yep no horsing around.
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Poor Horses 🤢
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@MarmeeMarch

Fake? Ya think...? 😂😂😂
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@MarmeeMarch

There was NEVER any doubt, MM. 😂😂😂
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carpediem · 61-69, M
@MarmeeMarch He's still waiting for a return text and next date offer
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ron122 · 41-45, M
Wonder if he drank it straight from the horse.😲
akindheart · 61-69, F
where did this info come from? omg. that is sickening
PatKirby · M
Guessing this ain't no cock n' bull story! 😆
did he drink it from a receptacle?
or take it straight from the big floppy horse cock?..
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I think we know the answer there
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@PoetryNEmotion

He's definitely a kiddy diddler/groomer so is this any kind of far stretch?
@SW-User I know what I know about weirdoes from my long nursing career. Now I encounter more in my current one. Good day.
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