Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For
You have the same parents: This probably should have tipped you off.
You grew up in the same house together and he always calls you sister: At least you had a healthy relationship — at the time.
He gave you a noogie after "kissing the bride": Evidence of a clear sibling rivalry.
Nobody knew which side to sit on at your wedding: Talk about awkward.
Your kids have 3 arms and 8 eyes: Sad.
Your mother-in-law is also your regular mother: And she actually likes you.
He's straight, but says things to you like "stop trying to kiss me, that's a crime against nature," "why don't you have your own bedroom" and "you are my sister, what is wrong with you?": Contrary to popular belief, this is not playful love banter.
Whenever you have a marital spat, he pouts and says "I'm telling Mom!": This is a bad sign.
At marriage counseling he puts his finger right next to your eyeball and says "I'm not touching you": Also, your marriage counselor said your entire relationship is incestual and inappropriate.
You grew up in the same house together and he always calls you sister: At least you had a healthy relationship — at the time.
He gave you a noogie after "kissing the bride": Evidence of a clear sibling rivalry.
Nobody knew which side to sit on at your wedding: Talk about awkward.
Your kids have 3 arms and 8 eyes: Sad.
Your mother-in-law is also your regular mother: And she actually likes you.
He's straight, but says things to you like "stop trying to kiss me, that's a crime against nature," "why don't you have your own bedroom" and "you are my sister, what is wrong with you?": Contrary to popular belief, this is not playful love banter.
Whenever you have a marital spat, he pouts and says "I'm telling Mom!": This is a bad sign.
At marriage counseling he puts his finger right next to your eyeball and says "I'm not touching you": Also, your marriage counselor said your entire relationship is incestual and inappropriate.
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