Trump Blames Small Bladder, Or Enlarged Prostates

Empty seats at the GOP midterm convention? Blame it on small bladders.
Trump said the American Airlines Center was packed for his Wednesday night speech, despite open areas in the arena’s upper level.

Republican candidates are missing it, using various excuses: my son is getting married, in Italy, football season started, I'm washing my hair...

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independentone · M

I like the one guy who said he was going to his kids football game. Wednesday night lights ya know, gotta love it

Northwest · M

@independentone You know, the all American Wednesday night lights.

I watched the Seahawks game.

independentone · M

@Northwest I think most people did, but this congressman promised he would never miss one of his sons high school football games, and it's been a long time since I was in high school, but I don't remember ever having a Wednesday night game in high school

Northwest · M

@independentone Mine were always on Friday. I saw that Congressman.

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

Public data show a clear increase of activity on Grindr and other popular LGBTQ+ dating sites in cities hosting Republican conventions. So much to fit into so little time! 🌈

Northwest · M

@SunshineGirl Saw that data last night. Hypocrites.

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

We all know the real reason is buttsecks

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