UnderLockDown · M
@GoFish You have to do it on the sly. Hide it in some piece of trash that is a 1000 pages long and push it through! That's how they manage!🤓
WillaKissing · 61-69, M
4meAndyou · F
If you check carefully, about many politicians were LAWYERS in their previous lives.
"n the U.S. Congress, roughly 36% to 40% of members have a law degree and background in the legal profession. This percentage—which sits around 37% in the House of Representatives and 54% in the Senate—has steadily declined over the decades from a peak of nearly 80% in the mid-19th century. Historically, lawyers have dominated American politics. However, this presence has been in retreat as a permanent, professionalized political class of aides, lobbyists, and civil society workers has grown." Harvard Law School.
"Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy."
"How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move."
"What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand."
"Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.Bad News: There were three empty seats."
"What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher."
"When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer."
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?"
"n the U.S. Congress, roughly 36% to 40% of members have a law degree and background in the legal profession. This percentage—which sits around 37% in the House of Representatives and 54% in the Senate—has steadily declined over the decades from a peak of nearly 80% in the mid-19th century. Historically, lawyers have dominated American politics. However, this presence has been in retreat as a permanent, professionalized political class of aides, lobbyists, and civil society workers has grown." Harvard Law School.
"Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy."
"How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move."
"What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand."
"Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.Bad News: There were three empty seats."
"What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher."
"When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer."
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?"
4meAndyou · F
@UnderLockDown Yup! AND unbelievably, in the 1950's 80% of politicians were lawyers!!! (According to statistics from Harvard Law School).
While it may just be that we were unaware of how crooked THOSE politicians were, it's amazing that TODAY'S Lawyer/Politicians are fewer, and yet make a MUCH greater STINK.
While it may just be that we were unaware of how crooked THOSE politicians were, it's amazing that TODAY'S Lawyer/Politicians are fewer, and yet make a MUCH greater STINK.
SumKindaMunster · 56-60, M