Who Wears More Eye Make Up? JD Vance or Erika Kirk?

@LordShadowfire 🤣

That seriously made me laugh. 🤭

@DancingStarGoddess He included a story like that in his book. Claimed he had sex with “an inside-out latex glove shoved in between two couch cushions.”

@deadmoon Oh wow. i never even knew he had a book. I do know he once had a party and the cake he brought out was literally a life sized "dead overdosed amy winehouse" he thought would be hilarious. disliked him even more after that.

@deadmoon I'm sorry to be that guy, because this whole thing is hilarious, but the excerpt about the couch was actually invented by somebody on Twitter. It mostly gained traction because of how loudly he denied it.

@nudistsueaz Not at all. I'm a drag queen.

@MoveAlong LOL...no one can tell because your Jealousy keeps showing through.