Years ago I lived with a woman who let them in the door, two middle-aged ladies. I didn't realize anyone was here and walked into the living room naked. They never came back.

When I was a kid. There was this character who thought he was Jesus Christ whenever he was off his meds. He used to walk past my house often. So when ever the Bible Thumpers came by and asked me about the lord I'd say "You just missed him. He went that way." and shut the door.

A former JW on youtube gave some good advice. If they show up at your door ask to have an elder to come speak with you. Especially if they are women they will just do what you ask since they have no authority in the church.

Once the elder shows up let them have it. It is the Elders that are made aware of and hide all the dirty secrets of the church. Hide and covered up the child abuse and the like.

They stopped calling at my house as I point out key parts of the Bible that show who Jesus really is.

I have a couple that keep coming to visit me. Im just to nice to turn them away

Brilliant, made me laugh out loud 😂

They haven’t found him yet? Wow he’s like the king of hide and seek.

It doesnt have to be by the sea.. An abandoned quarry or a sewerage farm will do..😷

I suppose I will go to hell for laughing at this. 🤣

What, test their credentials by asking them to part the waters of the local harbour?