I've just had the Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door.. If only I lived by the sea; we Brits know what to do!

When I was a kid. There was this character who thought he was Jesus Christ whenever he was off his meds. He used to walk past my house often. So when ever the Bible Thumpers came by and asked me about the lord I'd say "You just missed him. He went that way." and shut the door.