Trump 400% Drop In Egg Prices

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400% does that means eggs are free plus they pay you some money

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

No one knows math like Cry-Baby-trump. His uncle worked at MIT, you know. "Many people" were crying as they said, "Sir..." They said, "Sir, thank you for personally bringing down the price of eggs by 400%." And, he said, "who knows, it could be more than 400%; maybe it's 500 or 600% or will be in '2 weeks.'" And, the military cheered his bravery.

softspokenman · M

@MarkPaul Yup, Hump personally met with all the hens in his ...🥚shaped office' and they promised to start producing more eggs as long as there would be no taxes on their increased overtime pay. He was Eggsasperated 🥵 but agreed and they all left feeling sunny side up 🥰

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@MarkPaul I did more for the price of eggs than anybody since the Easter bunny. --Donald J. Trump

Nanoose · 61-69, M

Holly Mackerel eggs haven’t been that cheep since the Continental Army took over the airports from the British back in 1775.
Trump blamed that mistake on a teleprompter wonder if he will blame this mistake on a calculator. Cheers!

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Nanoose He only just recently found out that there are computers in cars. He doesn't know about calculators yet.

iamthe99 · M

Certainly seems that way.

Carla · 61-69, F

He's a genius. Demand your $30 or so next egg purchase. Presidential decree...

Roundandroundwego · 61-69

It means Americans don't have no plans to supply food to each other. Lolz! Capitalism, killing the USA fast with bipartisan approval,!

Vin53 · M

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