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Trump 400% Drop In Egg Prices

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400% does that means eggs are free plus they pay you some money
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
No one knows math like Cry-Baby-trump. His uncle worked at MIT, you know. "Many people" were crying as they said, "Sir..." They said, "Sir, thank you for personally bringing down the price of eggs by 400%." And, he said, "who knows, it could be more than 400%; maybe it's 500 or 600% or will be in '2 weeks.'" And, the military cheered his bravery.
@MarkPaul Yup, Hump personally met with all the hens in his ...🥚shaped office' and they promised to start producing more eggs as long as there would be no taxes on their increased overtime pay. He was Eggsasperated 🥵 but agreed and they all left feeling sunny side up 🥰
@MarkPaul I did more for the price of eggs than anybody since the Easter bunny. --Donald J. Trump