Depends and meth

A pack of lies and a large box of depends. Oh, and his new clown shoes so he doesn't fall down so often.

His thoughts that some people are obsessed with him and bring him up needlessly on SW, etc.

Examples:

I do a post whinging that I've got two family weddings coming up and I will be sleeping with several other relatives on the sofa and having to stay with the mother in law for several days before that.

BDS individual "Yeah well under Biden's America they want all of us to live like that".

I do a post about dipetra photography.

BDS individual "Under Biden's America we are all viewed as flies"

A babysitter, with extra Pampers, and ice cream money.

His desire to sniff little kids?

The tears of conservatives who still sniff copium to make believe the election was "stolen".

A diaper bag

Another certain victory over Donald Trump.

The Easter Bunny. Most necessary for a screw up like Joe.

A spare set of underwear!

The nuclear football.

Humility...

Honesty...

Integrity...

At the age of most politicians I would say a pill organizer.

A love letter from Donald Trump

His caffeine tablets.

Overnight Depends for adult males

An interpreter?

@Nimbus nuclear codes nimby

Vitamin B tabs.

Adderall

His pants.

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His wallet 😐

Decency...

Loyalty...

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