I wrote the perfect campaign promise.

dubkebab · 56-60, M Best Comment

I just came to the realization that I need an exalted leader with a tricorn hat !

Let me know how I can lend support on the campaign trail. I have a few pretty cool hats myself,yarrgh.

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@dubkebab We can take em! Chayaaaaarrrrrge!

dubkebab · 56-60, M

@Lostsavage Bro,I have a rusty sword out in the car ! Almost forgot about it.
I predict a SAVAGE WIN! these other fools have no idea of what a presidency could and should look like.

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@dubkebab I'm excited. Put me in the ring with both those old farts and I'll take them down.

jehova · 31-35, M

Id vote for u

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jehova · 31-35, M

@Diotrephes oh ill win but chances are slim. Id b able to fix it too. Bc Ill live forever. . .

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@Diotrephes its a joke, yo?

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Lostsavage

its a joke, yo?

Of course it is. But never rat yourself out because other people will eagerly do that for you. Always be your own best friend.

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Sounded better in your head

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@MasterLee Pastapharians like it.

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

I other words: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall....

SW-User

Adam Ant for president!

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