I wrote the perfect campaign promise.

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dubkebab · 51-55, M Best Comment

I just came to the realization that I need an exalted leader with a tricorn hat !

Let me know how I can lend support on the campaign trail. I have a few pretty cool hats myself,yarrgh.

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@dubkebab We can take em! Chayaaaaarrrrrge!

dubkebab · 51-55, M

@Lostsavage Bro,I have a rusty sword out in the car ! Almost forgot about it.
I predict a SAVAGE WIN! these other fools have no idea of what a presidency could and should look like.

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@dubkebab I'm excited. Put me in the ring with both those old farts and I'll take them down.