By Chris Lamb, Contributor Professor, Journalism, Indiana University-Indianapolis
Photographic Evidence of Trump Colluding with Satan out side mens room at Mar-A-Lago Club Resort
WikiLeaks released scores of documents Sunday that reveal that GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump is the son of Satan.
Trump, according to the documents, was adopted three days after his birth by Mary Anne and Frederick Christ Trump, a New York City real estate developer.
Aletheia Veritas, deputy editor of WikiLeaks, said the news organization began investigating Trump's birth certificate in response to the billionaire real estate developer's constant questioning of the validity of President Barack Obama's birth certificate.
Trump responded to WikiLeaks' disclosure by Tweeting: "It's true! Satan is my biological dad!
@4meAndyou Yes that's the Holy Trinity. Mel Gibson started making a film of the 3 Stooges after finishing Passion of the Christ. He was on a Holy Trinity binge!
@jackson55 Since they are under new management they are holding the story up while they work to verify it. Unfortunately one of their 'sources close to Satan' is currently burning in hell.
