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Herschel Walker Calls It Unfair to Expect a Man to Remember Every Abortion He Has Paid For

Stating that he was tiring of the media’s “ ‘gotcha’ questions,” Herschel Walker said that it was unfair to expect a man to remember “every single abortion” that he has ever paid for.

“Everywhere I go, people say, ‘Did you pay for this abortion, did you pay for that abortion?’ ” the Republican Senate candidate told supporters. “How are you supposed to remember every single abortion? This is why people no longer trust the media.”

Speaking hypothetically, Walker added, “Let’s say you paid for ten abortions, or twenty, thirty, forty. You mean to tell me you’d remember every last one, clear as day? The answer is no, you wouldn’t.”

“There’s no way a man could remember every single solitary abortion unless he kept an abortion journal, and I don’t know anyone who does that,” Walker said, before aides grabbed him and ushered him away from the microphone.

https://www.rsn.org/001/herschel-walker-calls-it-unfair-to-expect-a-man-to-remember-every-abortion-he-has-paid-for.html
TheFragile · 46-50, M
He's a piece of shit.
I should mention, this is satire. It's by Andy Borowitz for The New Yorker.
laotzu92 · 70-79, M
@SomeMichGuy I saw it. You are a running dog of Bloomie's. Did he ask you to fill in for him after he said he wasn't going to reply? If you don't watch out, you will sink into the same slimy morass of prog solipsism that L.B., feckless twit that he is, wallows in. Save yourself while you can, Mich guy.
@laotzu92 Not a dog to anyone, but again you prove the point made against you. Thank you for being so obliging.
laotzu92 · 70-79, M
@SomeMichGuy Happy to enlighten you on yourself. You are not only his running dog but his lap dog. Think for yourself. Learn while you can, Mich.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
But I thought Democrats love abortions.
Shouldn't they should be praising Walker...? 🤔
@Thinkerbell

lol oh is that so? Go ahead and count off the syllables in line one for me...
And holy hell, this last one you went 9, 9, 5, 6, 10
Dude...take a breath. You're losing it😁😁😁

Tinky's shame tastes really quite sweet
For at her own game she's been beat.
Her chagrin won't be more,
If while stood in the store,
Her pants fall right down by her feet!

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Pikachu

You never get tired of being wrong, do you Piksie? 😁 😂 🤣

You seem to be laboring under the impression that a limerick must have the same number of syllables in lines 1, 2 and 5, and the same in line 3 as in 4.

Consider the classic

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose c*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c*nt, I could f*ck it."


Hmm... 9,9,5,6,10... exactly like mine.

Or

Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And parts of her fanny in Dallas.


8,10,6,6,9

And the latest monstrosity you came up with? 😁 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

D-

But if you want an example of how to do an 8,8,6,6,8 limerick properly, here it is.


Study hard.
You need it. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@Thinkerbell
Oof..speaking of clumsy verse... you broke a sentence where it cannot be broken and the last half is barely coherent. You're forcing a rhyme at the expense of meaning. Even an amateur like me can see that.
I mean, i'm no expert at this and i'm playing it by ear but it seems like you're just making excuses for being bad at your craft:

Let me show you how it' s done:

In Tink we see growing distress
As Piks rubs her nose in her mess.
Tinky's trying so hard
But for that old blowhard
The only win now is egress!

BlueVeins · 22-25
In fairness, it may be unfair to ask that of him in particular. 🤭
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I bet damn near everyone on this website knows the number of abortions they've paid for.
Teslin · M
@Starcrossed I would hope so !!!
Me - 0 -
@Starcrossed To be fair, given the number Walker has paid for, many people couldn't count that high.
@LeopoldBloom Well, he certainly might not be able to... lol
DavidT8899 · 22-25, M
You know what?I dont CARE about his past history;what speaks to me is the fact that his opponent is a crazy,socialist dirtbag whos done nothing but go long with the Biden-Harris policies that are destroying the country.
@BlueVeins Anything to the left of Jefferson Davis.
DavidT8899 · 22-25, M
@LeopoldBloom Well,I imagine YOU support Joe Biden,dispite his rather,shall we say,unimpressive record in terms of achievement and personal honesty.Not to mention his pattren of racism and sexual harassment.Compared to him Walker is a saint.And FYI:everyone votes for who they belive is the lesser of two evils and for who they think have the better policy ideas.I feel one way;you undoubtedly feel the other.I respect your right to your right to your opinion as a hope you respect mine.And as far as the Dahmer comment goes,it is apparent that you need to develop a sense of humor!I rest my case.
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justanothername · 51-55, M
The guys is a self absorbed douche bag.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
I am really affraid for your country. Trump just focuses on fear and villifies his opponents. I see Nazi Germany in the US in 10 years. I think Biden has Parkinson or Alzheimers .
TrashCat · M
Let's vote for him no matter how stupid and dishonest he is because he's a republican
So he's paid for more abortions than he can count.
Go ahead,Right. Elect him and pin the hypocrisy meter.
Ontheroad · M
Yep, it's hard to keep lies straight in your mind.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Ontheroad " I don't even know what a pronoin is!" about gender politics. More importantly he does not focuson important issues but just the ones that cause feelings and hate
Ontheroad · M
@JimboSaturn It's the Republican go to - cause hate and fear.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Ontheroad I saw Trump say that the "radical left" us reponsible for Democratic areas "ruled by bloodthirsty gangs" Americans are going to eat this fear up you are fucked .Go bye the world's oldest democracy
Yulianna · 26-30, F
heilige scheisse!
LeeInTheNorthWoods · 70-79, F
@Yulianna Das leben ist absurditat.
Yulianna · 26-30, F
LeeInTheNorthWoods · 70-79, F
@Yulianna I know a little German, but when I try to speak it people think I'm having a stroke.😏

I love to hear people sign in German.
does that mean more than one or several dozen
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
I saw him say "I don't even know what a pronoun is!"😂
PTCdresser57 · 61-69, M
So he denies paying for any and now starts changing his story by saying how can anyone remember everyone....what a pos!
@PTCdresser57 It's satire, but believable.
Teslin · M
There's your sign 🤣🤣
SW-User

 
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