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Herschel Walker Calls It Unfair to Expect a Man to Remember Every Abortion He Has Paid For

Stating that he was tiring of the media’s “ ‘gotcha’ questions,” Herschel Walker said that it was unfair to expect a man to remember “every single abortion” that he has ever paid for.

“Everywhere I go, people say, ‘Did you pay for this abortion, did you pay for that abortion?’ ” the Republican Senate candidate told supporters. “How are you supposed to remember every single abortion? This is why people no longer trust the media.”

Speaking hypothetically, Walker added, “Let’s say you paid for ten abortions, or twenty, thirty, forty. You mean to tell me you’d remember every last one, clear as day? The answer is no, you wouldn’t.”

“There’s no way a man could remember every single solitary abortion unless he kept an abortion journal, and I don’t know anyone who does that,” Walker said, before aides grabbed him and ushered him away from the microphone.

https://www.rsn.org/001/herschel-walker-calls-it-unfair-to-expect-a-man-to-remember-every-abortion-he-has-paid-for.html
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I should mention, this is satire. It's by Andy Borowitz for The New Yorker.
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@LeopoldBloom well ...la dee da
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@LeopoldBloom 😂😂😂 i knew American Football was bad for the brain, but...
@Yulianna Walker got his bell rung a few too many times.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom He's ahead in the polls. It appears the voters recognize dirty political tricks (last minute allegations) that your friend Gloria Allred is famous for.
@LeopoldBloom ah...yeah that should have been stated in there. Or shame on me for not checking the link.
@laotzu92 He's ahead in one poll. But if he wins, it will prove that Republican voters are degenerates. They want a guy who says he's against abortion while paying for enough abortions to depopulate a kindergarten class.

Of course, if Warnock wins, you people will bleat "fraud" like you did last time. I didn't vote for Raffensperger but at least he can be trusted to run an honest election, which is a problem for you.
@robingoodfellow It's scary how believable it is.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom Hey, Bloomie, we agree on something: Raffensperger's honesty.
As usual, you show contemptible contempt for those who disagree with you.
I don't know what kind of personal ethics you have but your posts always suggest meanness, hostility to fellow humans, a failure to grasp classical liberal principles or perhaps a hatred for them. Anyone who can call so many fellow citizens "degenerates" surely doesn't believe in democracy.
Warnock, like you, is a very flawed individual.
@laotzu92 As usual, you're projecting again. When have you ever shown respect for anyone?

I don't care if Warnock is a "flawed individual." As if you care about that. Herschel Walker is definitely a "flawed individual" and you would vote for him if you lived here. I voted for Warnock because he's done a good job so far and will continue to support the issues I care about, while Walker is not only a liar and a fraud, he will only be a rubber stamp for Mitch McConnell.

You may be one of the most ignorant, cruel, and disgusting individuals on SW. The fact that you named yourself after Lao Tzu, a great philosopher and the founder of Taoism, makes me want to puke. I don't know what you're like in person, but I imagine you as a bitter old man who yells at the TV and wonders why his children never call, assuming you have any.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom I come by my screen name honestly, Leopold. i spent years studying Taoism, Chan and martial arts. (And I can guarantee my blood pressure is lower than yours.) I rarely raise my voice.
Please paste this to your mirror because it is an exact description of you.
You may be one of the most ignorant, cruel, and disgusting individuals on SW.
You are certainly pukeworthy.
Do me a favor: Go back to what i said about my perception of you in my prior comment. Read it slowly and ask yourself whether it can even be halfway true about you. Because if it is, that act may lead you to change.
As my namesake says: "With every breath, change is possible"--even for you.
@laotzu92 You may have studied those subjects, but they clearly didn't make an impression on you. I used to be involved with the Taoist Sanctuary in San Diego, and the practitioners impressed me with their sensitivity and humanity. Compared to them, you're a disgrace. It's unfortunate that the name "Lao Tzu" isn't copyrighted. None of the Taoists I knew would have dreamed of appropriating his name for themselves as if they were his equal. It would be like the Pope calling himself Jesus Christ. That alone exposes you as an arrogant and conceited fraud. I don't call myself "James Joyce" FFS.

And thank you for your concern, but my blood pressure is just fine, even without medication.

If you had actually absorbed any of the teachings you claim you were exposed to, you'd close your account here and spend some time reflecting on the cruelty and stupidity you're promoting. But you're clearly incapable of that. You're just another punk using your "religion" as an excuse to look down on people.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom
Yeah, again, "Bravely spoken."
Let me say it simply. You are a twerp, no more and no less. Again, look in the mirror at what a conceited creep and empty suit you are.
@laotzu92 I have previously told you, in essence, what @LeopoldBloom did: that your actions/words are inconsistent with the teacher whose name you misappropriate.

The fact that "there's a lot of that going around" doesn't make it right.
laotzu92 · M
@SomeMichGuy I precisely characterized Leopold Bloom, and only after unjustified provocation. As to my screen name, it is not an appropriation; it simply shows someone I admire. My suggestion to you is you try to live an upright life and be polite. I am sure that you and I disagree on many things. But I don't see why you felt the need to pile on. Mr Bloom, while in my view the holder of reprehensible views, is articulate and doesn't require your being his backstop.
Happy Halloween.
@laotzu92 You're just another liar on here shamelessly using Taoism to falsely legitimize the contempt and hatred you feel for other people. It's no different from other conservatives on here who claim to have backgrounds in the military or law enforcement.

You might "admire" Lao Tzu, but you clearly don't understand him.

The least you could do is use a profile picture depicting the man you claim to admire instead of a blurry photo of a middle-aged man in a suit. I guess we're supposed to think that's you.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom I will refer back to my last response to you. in case you have a short attention span it was:
Yeah, again, "Bravely spoken."
Let me say it simply. You are a twerp, no more and no less. Again, look in the mirror at what a conceited creep and empty suit you are.
Hatred and contempt seem to ooze from your pores.
@laotzu92 Interesting. I could say the same about you.

You're just an ignorant, bitter old man who thinks calling yourself a "Taoist" makes you sound smarter than everyone else. I haven't seen any evidence that you've even cracked open a copy of the Tao Te Ching, let alone read one. Understanding it would be beyond you.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom sure thing, feckless slimeball twit.
@laotzu92 Is this Jack? Just another fake "Taoist" profile to go along with your fake conservative one. How many others do you have? Maybe the fake Canadian "hippie?"
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom You didn't stop being a feckless slimeball twit. You just got more slimy.
@laotzu92 If Lao Tzu was still alive and knew that human garbage like you was "following" him, he would never stop vomiting. Why don't you get off the public computer and go back to your room at the old age home and complain to the staff about how your kids never call or visit you.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom Again, bravely spoken from your basement lair. Adding new layers of slime on your feckless slimy twit persona, L.B.
Leopold, i have never met you but I know i am physically and mentally more fit than you. If I were as you just described, you would be, the contemptable person you are, making a bigoted, ageist slur, for which you should be called out. However, they don't apply to me, twit.
@laotzu92 They don't apply to you because you're a smug 14 year old boy who read a few lines of the Tao Te Ching somewhere and thinks it's cool to have a fake profile of an old man. Kudos for doing the research to find out that it was written by Lao Tzu, I guess.

I'm done here. You're not even interesting enough to motivate me to make the effort to come up with creative insults. You're like the guy Samuel Johnson referred to, "He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others." I'll let you have the last word, you big baby.
laotzu92 · M
@LeopoldBloom I do like the quote from Sam Johnson.
From being an angry old man in my dotage in your description, I've now gone to being a shallow teenager. That is funny and indicative of your frivolous nature.
Your insults, I am sorry to tell you, are not creative; they are simply foolish and come from a distorted, malignant worldview. You remain a feckless slimy twit.
Let me leave you with a Johnsonian quote of my own:
"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
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