Now Donald... were you stealing from the cookie jar 😠

Cookie jar? What cookie jar? I don't have a cookie jar because I don't have cookies. If there's a cookie jar you put it there to frame me. There were no cookies in the jar anyway! You put the cookies in the jar. People saw you. It was on Fox News. In fact - you ate the cookies.

But they weren't really cookies; they were crackers or something.

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TrumpIsFinallyGone · 41-45, M

@justanothername And if I had cookies, they would only be the best cookies. Big, beautiful, gorgeous, magnificent cookies. Cookies like no one has ever seen.

Carla · 61-69, F

@TrumpIsFinallyGone a very important man said to me sir, you have the most beautiful cookies.

BohemianBoo · M

You planted the cookies. Also, the cookies that you planted that I now have, I declassified them before I took them.

justanothername · 51-55, M

A typical answer from the Trumpster… rhymes with Dumpster.

Nanoose · 61-69, M

Hey what about crooked Hilleary? Just goofing around Trump had his hands in Americas cookie jar for 4 years. But it is starting to look like he will be paying for taking cookies that he didn't pay for. Cheers!

smiler2012 · 56-60

😆ha ha ha think the only one who is crackers is donald . he seem very jumpy and paranoid by this a frightened man seeing all his chickens coming home too roost [trumpisfinallygone]

Vin53 · M

And that's coming from Kelly-Ann Conway's hubby.

TrumpIsFinallyGone · 41-45, M

@Vin53 Yeah that was hilarious! I couldn't resist 🤣

Vin53 · M

I do the same thing, constantly. Oh, and shamelessly as well. 😎

@TrumpIsFinallyGone

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