Now Donald... were you stealing from the cookie jar 😠

Cookie jar? What cookie jar? I don't have a cookie jar because I don't have cookies. If there's a cookie jar you put it there to frame me. There were no cookies in the jar anyway! You put the cookies in the jar. People saw you. It was on Fox News. In fact - you ate the cookies.

But they weren't really cookies; they were crackers or something.