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Yo mama so fat

her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 🥴
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Her yearbook picture says (to be continued)
SW-User
Yo mama so fat she turned her hoveround into a hoverflat
SW-User
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat weight watchers won't look at her.
Elessar · 31-35, M
@SW-User Yo mama's so fat she has her own postcode.
SW-User
@Elessar yo mama's so fat her tailor has to write her dress size in scientific notation
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Yo momma is so nasty she turned a cucumber into a pickle
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Elessar ewwwwwwwww
@Elessar oh LORT!

That last one was brutal 😂
Elessar · 31-35, M
@OogieBoogie That's the nuclear option in an arsenal of yo mama jokes
Bang5luts · M
When her alarm when off she ate it.
Elessar · 31-35, M
@Bang5luts Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Bang5luts · M
@Elessar all the way around 😆 🤣
she hopes to diet so she can leave via the garage door
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Elessar · 31-35, M
@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
empanadas · 31-35, M
Yo mama so fat she makes Americans look skinny
Elessar · 31-35, M
@empanadas Yo mamma so fat she wakes up in different timezones
empanadas · 31-35, M
@Elessar yo mama so fat shit outs crude oil
Elessar · 31-35, M
@empanadas Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator

 
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