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Yo mama so fat

her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 馃ゴ
Eternity22-25, M
Yo mama so fat she turned her hoveround into a hoverflat
Eternity22-25, M
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat weight watchers won't look at her.
Elessar26-30, M
@Eternity Yo mama's so fat she has her own postcode.
Eternity22-25, M
@Elessar yo mama's so fat her tailor has to write her dress size in scientific notation
deadgerbil22-25
Yo momma is so nasty she turned a cucumber into a pickle
deadgerbil22-25
@Elessar ewwwwwwwww
OogieBoogieF
@Elessar oh LORT!

That last one was brutal 馃槀
Elessar26-30, M
@OogieBoogie That's the nuclear option in an arsenal of yo mama jokes
tacobell26-30, M
Yo mama so fat she makes Americans look skinny
Elessar26-30, M
@tacobell Yo mamma so fat she wakes up in different timezones
tacobell26-30, M
@Elessar yo mama so fat shit outs crude oil
Elessar26-30, M
@tacobell Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator
Bang5lutsM
When her alarm when off she ate it.
Elessar26-30, M
@Bang5luts Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Bang5lutsM
@Elessar all the way around 馃槅 馃ぃ
Taters41-45, M
she hopes to diet so she can leave via the garage door
Her yearbook picture says (to be continued)
FunonlyM
馃憦馃槀
iamonfire69636-40, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
iamonfire69636-40, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Elessar26-30, M
@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost
iamonfire69636-40, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

 
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