Yo mama so fat her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 🥴

Eternity · 22-25, M

Yo mama so fat she turned her hoveround into a hoverflat

Eternity · 22-25, M

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat weight watchers won't look at her.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Eternity Yo mama's so fat she has her own postcode.

Eternity · 22-25, M

@Elessar yo mama's so fat her tailor has to write her dress size in scientific notation

deadgerbil · 22-25

Yo momma is so nasty she turned a cucumber into a pickle

deadgerbil · 22-25

@Elessar ewwwwwwwww

@Elessar oh LORT!

That last one was brutal 😂

Elessar · 26-30, M

@OogieBoogie That's the nuclear option in an arsenal of yo mama jokes

tacobell · 26-30, M

Yo mama so fat she makes Americans look skinny

Elessar · 26-30, M

@tacobell Yo mamma so fat she wakes up in different timezones

tacobell · 26-30, M

@Elessar yo mama so fat shit outs crude oil

Elessar · 26-30, M

@tacobell Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator

Bang5luts · M

When her alarm when off she ate it.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Bang5luts Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Bang5luts · M

@Elessar all the way around 😆 🤣

Taters · 41-45, M

she hopes to diet so she can leave via the garage door

Her yearbook picture says (to be continued)

Funonly · M

👏😂

iamonfire696 · 36-40, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

iamonfire696 · 36-40, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost

iamonfire696 · 36-40, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.