Yo mama so fat

@Eternity Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet the stock market drops

@Eternity Yo mama so fat that when God said "let there be light", He told her to move out of the way.

@Elessar Yo mama so fat when she was a little girl she didn't play with barbie dolls; she played with midgets.

@Eternity Yo mama so fat, Dracula got diabetes after sucking her blood

@Elessar yo mama so fat her blood type is CRISC-O

@Eternity Yo mama so fat that if she buys a fur coat, a whole species goes extinct

@Elessar yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

@Eternity Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard

@Elessar yo mama so fat she has to go to SeaWorld just to take a bath.

@Eternity Yo mama's so fat, the two other people in the threesome still haven't met

@Elessar yo mama's so fat that the night of your conception was the last time your father was ever seen.

But to this day, whenever yo mama squats down, we can hear faint screams.

@Eternity Yo mama's so fat after sex she smokes a ham

@Elessar yo mama's so fat she went to Golden Corral and then they went out of business.

@Eternity Yo mama so fat she needs the James Webb telescope to take a selfie

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat when she plays jump rope it registers on the Richter Scale

@Eternity Yo mama’s so fat she eats from a satellite dish

@Elessar yo mama's so fat you could go spelunking in the dimples on her ass

@Eternity Yo mama so fat she falls out of the bed from five sides

@Elessar yo mama's so fat NASA coordinates rocket launches around her ass cheeks for a gravity assist.

@Eternity Yo mama's so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat weight watchers won't look at her.

@Eternity Yo mama's so fat she has her own postcode.

@Elessar yo mama's so fat her tailor has to write her dress size in scientific notation