Yo mama so fat

her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 🥴

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Yo momma is so nasty she turned a cucumber into a pickle

Elessar · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil Yo mama so ugly burglars break into her house just to close the curtains

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@Elessar yo momma is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@Elessar ewwwwwwwww

OogieBoogie · F

@Elessar oh LORT!

That last one was brutal 😂

Elessar · 31-35, M

@OogieBoogie That's the nuclear option in an arsenal of yo mama jokes