Yo mama so fat

her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 🥴

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@iamonfire696 Yo mama's so fat she could block a black hole

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Elessar · 31-35, M

@iamonfire696 Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@iamonfire696 Yo mama's so fat, when she fell no one was laughing but the ground cracked up

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat the only scale that can measure her is the Richter

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.