Yo mama so fat

@iamonfire696 Yo mama's so fat she could block a black hole

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

@iamonfire696 Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

@iamonfire696 Yo mama's so fat, when she fell no one was laughing but the ground cracked up

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat the only scale that can measure her is the Richter

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.