The garbage men ran over my Halloween decorations. Can I sue?

He is a troll and pulling your leg with this. Lol

Your karma ran over your dogma.

God and the Universe and Mother Earth, Father Sun placed me in Alabama instead of Tennessee, can I sue them for placing me in this Alabamian flesh jail suit.

Litigation is not some quick nor simple process.

It would have to be worth it and probably difficult to pull off in the first place.

I told them to , I own the garbage men

Tell him to throw your dad on the lawn, that will be the new decoration.

Yes, [i]unless[/i] it was a "sexy" anything costume. There's no place for that in Halloween.

Yes you can but remember they have lawyers and you’ll have a lawyer

What were they doing in the street to begin with?

The Universe threw me in Alabama can I sue?

Pop out the bin with a retractable knife next week. 👻🤡🎃

I would definitely sue.

Run over their truck

He will be right over...

You must

Lies! He's been right here playing cards this whole time

You are at the store too?

Do you have a garbage man fetish?