What's the easiest way to become a god?

Adopt a dog.

Echoing · 61-69, F

Stare into the mirror and repeat these words ....oh.. arms raised above your head too ....might want to grab a hammer, a brush, a pan...something like Thor... Then shout out loud...."I am God!"... See if that works for you.

Luvbuttz · M

Giving her multiple orgasms...
"GOD-OH GOD YES!"
"YES GOD YES!"
"OOOH GOD GOD GOD!"
😉

Crazychick · 36-40, F

There isn't one.

Success · 26-30, F

Join the Church of Latter Day Saints. They now promise that each member will become God over their own planet. Act now and become God over two worlds.

Carver · 31-35, F

Delude yourself beyond all repair.

elafina · 36-40, F

cultivate your belief

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

Become a serial killer, you'll sure start feeling like god.

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GoldButterfly · F

You are clay. Accept your place as clay. Clay cannot be god.

exexec · 61-69, C

Start your own religion.

Dancingxghost · 36-40, M

sacrifice!

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swirlie · 31-35, F

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I would start out by advertising my wares in the 'Community' section where most god-mongers are expecting 'god wannabes' to show up, not here![/c]