Are you going to one day tell your grandkids about that website you spoke to John Olinger on?I think it was called ExperienceWorlds.edu or something
Does my cat respect the fact I'm a horrible person?I mean, if I was nice would she just think I'm like a dumb dog?
She didn't even read my message, how am I supposed to pork her?I mean the pork will be all cold before she even gets my invite for dinner
We're going to make a new global currency that doesn't need to be backed by gold...and it's gone. It's all gone
I swear, every weekend my friend says "Anyone free today?" and nobody respondsToday someone asked "What are you planning?" and the reply was "Nothing". Bruh, plan your weekends ahead of time. This is just embarrassing.
If that Russian missile had killed the Prime Minister of Greece by accident, would we be in ww3 by now?
Ngannou vs Joshua, who is going to win?I'd say Ngannou wins by knockout or Joshua wins on points. I'm leaning towards an Ngannou win because he just needs to be lucky once
Other than the UEFA Champions league, Premier league, UFC 299 and Summer Olympics, what other major sporting events are on over the next 3 months?
I have seen the cringiest company buzzword yet today - "decisoon"Usage: We want a short sharp targeted message to enable our customers to reach their decisoon stage. 🤢
Is it weird I feel vindicated that my ex ripped off her latest bf more than she ripped me offyeah I'm a sucker but not the biggest sucker hahahaha
How come you didn't reply to the Valentine's letter I sent you?Can you at least return the $500 I put in it?