@AlienTheExtraterrestrial girl. So the first time I took a clutch into the city and started heading up one of those, I fucking got stuck. Why? Because I wasn't the best clutch motorist yet, and I panicked. So I stopped in the middle of the road and luckily my bf was in the vehicle and took over. But to this day when I am in SF, I'll take the long way instead of going up the hills if I can. The worst part is when you get to the top, the stop sign and crosswalk line is not on flat ground. So you gotta stop and wait for the traffic on the 📐. Which reminds me, I also absolutely run those stop signs (slowly) if there's no one around just so I don't have to stop on the ledge. Yeah I know....arrest me! But it's utter bullshit.

@DangerGirl Perfectly reasonable place to live

@Carysoflife Dragon on the flag who has apparently been hoarding consonants

@V00dooLovesTheMoon The whole lot of you-- the entire city is full fucking muppets and proper mugs, innit?

@V00dooLovesTheMoon Also you have a literal fucking King living there like there are still cobblers, apothecaries, and perfumeries on every corner

@Straylight George Bush doesn't care about black people

@Straylight Also someone had the unhinged idea of combining Jesus, cake, and a choking hazard and the entire city decided it was not only reasonable but a new tradition

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial They put the plastic baby on top now. 🙄 Apparently people don’t like cracking a tooth and choking.

@Selah Alligators trying to eat you in an atmosphere too humid for your sweat to evaporate

@mindstruggle Should have been a state like 50 years ago

@Strongtea Hobbits

Lol!@AlienTheExtraterrestrial

@SUPERVlXEN Such a bad place for humans to exist people had to go by sea to places where food actually grows and steal resources

@CallMeSoph There is no Southumberton

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial the South are missing out

@Degbeme Genocide and centuries of oppression and disenfranchment yo steal land that regularly reaches -40

@tenente There's a perfectly reasonable state across the river making you look like bad

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial She's right! 😂