Tell me where you are from and I'll let you know why it's a ridiculous place

@V00dooLovesTheMoon The whole lot of you-- the entire city is full fucking muppets and proper mugs, innit?

@V00dooLovesTheMoon Also you have a literal fucking King living there like there are still cobblers, apothecaries, and perfumeries on every corner

@Straylight George Bush doesn't care about black people

@Straylight Also someone had the unhinged idea of combining Jesus, cake, and a choking hazard and the entire city decided it was not only reasonable but a new tradition

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial They put the plastic baby on top now. 🙄 Apparently people don’t like cracking a tooth and choking.

@Selah Alligators trying to eat you in an atmosphere too humid for your sweat to evaporate

@mindstruggle Should have been a state like 50 years ago

@Strongtea Hobbits

Lol!@AlienTheExtraterrestrial

@SUPERVlXEN Such a bad place for humans to exist people had to go by sea to places where food actually grows and steal resources

@Degbeme Genocide and centuries of oppression and disenfranchment yo steal land that regularly reaches -40