I ate pizza for dinner

You want me to pray for your acid reflux? Dear Lord please watch over @ShepherdBard's acid reflux. May your angel's watch over it and protect it. Give it strength against its enemies. Amen.

I’ll pray to

I was so scared when I tried deep dish pizza earlier but i was fine😭

*southern preacher accent* Dear Lord, we pray to you today that you might keep the hell fire out of this goodly man’s stomach this night! In the name of Cheesus Crust, Amen!

You need some tums?

Old man

I had pizza too, Bardy. Look how much we have in common! Are you dating a goat too?

I have it too, Been sick all week 😒

Feel better Bard!

Use it to defeat evil

Omg sameeee 😭

Those were pizza pockets !! God dammit Bardy!! I got acid reflux too 😑🤔😏

Get pantoprazole its better then omeprazole for that issue.

What kind of pizza 🍕

I eat cold pizza for breakfast.. or lunch

Acid reflux sacrifice.

Oomf! That actually hurts tho right . .. feel better soon … eat some cold jelly to put the oesophagus fire out lol 🥴 🍮