My nephew...Doesn't he look like the evil doll?

haha nah. hes a handsome chap.

No, and how weird of you to say that

I’m sure you’re a regular crone from his point of view.

Is he left-handed? I ask because of, what appears to be, a clenched fist.

No.

Dressing him that way and having red hair doesn't make his face an ellipse on its side.

Not at all and please take his pic off this site there are pedos