Whenever my mum gets phone calls from random sales people she likes to tell them she's homeless 😂

Sales person: Hi ma'am, can I interest you in a new hot water system?

Mum: I don't have a house

Sales person: But you don't need to own your own home to buy this hot water system

Mum: You expect me to carry a hot water system around where ever I go? How the heck is that going to work

Sales person: ma'am, if you just listen to me-

Mum: I don't think you understand, I am freaking homeless