Whenever my mum gets phone calls from random sales people she likes to tell them she's homeless 😂

Sales person: Hi ma'am, can I interest you in a new hot water system?

Mum: I don't have a house

Sales person: But you don't need to own your own home to buy this hot water system

Mum: You expect me to carry a hot water system around where ever I go? How the heck is that going to work

Sales person: ma'am, if you just listen to me-

Mum: I don't think you understand, I am freaking homeless

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being · 36-40, F

Once I was in a terrible moment walking aimlessly the streets of Athens, crying in public and such. My phone rung and it was one of those unknown numbers. I picked it up and after the introduction I told the person, you know I'm in this terrible moment right now I don't think it's the most appropriate timing and soon I began talking about what has happened to me. The person on the other line was actually listening and even gave me a couple of comforting words. 😌 lol