Whenever my mum gets phone calls from random sales people she likes to tell them she's homeless 😂

Sales person: Hi ma'am, can I interest you in a new hot water system?

Mum: I don't have a house

Sales person: But you don't need to own your own home to buy this hot water system

Mum: You expect me to carry a hot water system around where ever I go? How the heck is that going to work

Sales person: ma'am, if you just listen to me-

Mum: I don't think you understand, I am freaking homeless

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Glossy · F

Would a homeless person have a landline? Or even a mobile?

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@Glossy Well, no, but this seems to have been a salesman too gormless to have realised that!

Glossy · F

@ArishMell Ahhh, right.

Fishy · 36-40, F

@Glossy They called her on her mobile,

I think there would be some homeless people who have mobiles.
A lot of them live in their cars too.

She also doesn't own the house she lives in 😬

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@Fishy Also, "homeless" does not necessarily mean having no roof over your head. You can be "homeless" but lodging informally, sleeping on the settee, with friends or relatives.