Whenever my mum gets phone calls from random sales people she likes to tell them she's homeless 😂
Sales person: Hi ma'am, can I interest you in a new hot water system?
Mum: I don't have a house
Sales person: But you don't need to own your own home to buy this hot water system
Mum: You expect me to carry a hot water system around where ever I go? How the heck is that going to work
Sales person: ma'am, if you just listen to me-
Mum: I don't think you understand, I am freaking homeless