You really really need some wine.

I don't think the cat would be able to finish before putrefaction took over and made parts inedible for said cat.

Give it 3 days if the cat hasn't eaten anything

🙄 RIGHT NOW!!

Cats dont want to work this hard to eat, and by the time they get hungry enough to put in the work, the body would not be fresh, thus another road block for said feline.
So I'm thinking you might need to, lock the cat up for an hour, and bring in a gator for efficiency.

I've always thought a cat would probably only eat the face.

Everything okay with you?

Sixteen minutes

Depends on how hungry the cat is.

hmmm why this question?🙄

LOL I'm slightly concerned now

4 days.

Too long, sorry. You'd definitely bother people.

There are easier ways to get rid of a body.

Depends on the weight of the female.

a long time