How long do you think it would take a cat to eat an entire human body?

Say a smallish adult cat and an average sized human female.

Just hypothetically, of course.

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SW-User

I've always thought a cat would probably only eat the face.

Elegy · 46-50

@Luminescence: Digits and sweetbreads too.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Luminescence: I wouldn't think there'd be enough meat on the face 🤔

Elegy · 46-50

@dumpstermeow: But they love your face...

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Feedbacker: well my cat loves to lick my face... that's different

Elegy · 46-50

@dumpstermeow: Like you've never licked something in hopes to quell your appetite . 🙄

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Feedbacker: I haven't...I take bites, several of them

Elegy · 46-50

@dumpstermeow: ... 😖

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Feedbacker: 🙄

Elegy · 46-50

@dumpstermeow: Your cat makes more sense. How do bites make things better?

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Feedbacker: I was referring to food. I'm not sure what you were referring to 😏

Elegy · 46-50

@dumpstermeow: Yes you are 😏