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How long do you think it would take a cat to eat an entire human body?

Say a smallish adult cat and an average sized human female.

Just hypothetically, of course.
SW-User
I don't think the cat would be able to finish before putrefaction took over and made parts inedible for said cat.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@DeadCowboy: I agree
Give it 3 days if the cat hasn't eaten anything
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Dewms: this particular cat is such a picky eater too 🙄
@dumpstermeow: 🙄 this cat wont have a choice
SW-User
I've always thought a cat would probably only eat the face.
Elegy · 46-50
@dumpstermeow: Your cat makes more sense. How do bites make things better?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Feedbacker: I was referring to [i]food[/i]. I'm not sure what you were referring to 😏
Elegy · 46-50
@dumpstermeow: Yes you are 😏
SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M
🙄 RIGHT NOW!!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@OpenArmPolicy: you would 🙄
SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M
🙄 I'm insulted...
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@OpenArmPolicy: liar 🙄
rottenrobi · 56-60, F
Cats dont want to work this hard to eat, and by the time they get hungry enough to put in the work, the body would not be fresh, thus another road block for said feline.
So I'm thinking you might need to, lock the cat up for an hour, and bring in a gator for efficiency.
Pfuzylogic · M
There are easier ways to get rid of a body.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Pfuzylogic: just say this person died alone with a cat in the room
Pfuzylogic · M
@dumpstermeow: If the last meal they ate was a lobster bisque. I would say it would take half the normal time.
Give it two weeks if the body doesnt decay too bad.
Beetles would finish the job.
Peaceful · F
Everything okay with you?
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Peaceful: nothing out of the ordinary 😃
Peaceful · F
@dumpstermeow: well, if you need to talk, I'm here. If not that's cool too. 💜
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Peaceful: thank you
onlinejnke · 56-60, M
You really really need some wine.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@onlinejnke: I'm avoiding alcohol 😕
onlinejnke · 56-60, M
@dumpstermeow: Ahh. ok then. You really really need some lemonade.
Elegy · 46-50
Too long, sorry. You'd definitely bother people.
Smokey · 46-50, M
Sixteen minutes
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Smokey: May I hypothetically borrow this speed eating cat?
Smokey · 46-50, M
@dumpstermeow: when it's finished eating this one,

Hypothetical speaking
Blahblahblahblah · 26-30, F
Depends on how hungry the cat is.
WaterMel · 26-30, M
LOL I'm slightly concerned now
SW-User
Depends on the weight of the female.
SW-User
hmmm why this question?🙄
SW-User
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
a long time

 
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