How long do you think it would take a cat to eat an entire human body?

Say a smallish adult cat and an average sized human female.

Just hypothetically, of course.

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SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

🙄 RIGHT NOW!!

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: right now, as in the cat will eat the whole thing instantly?

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

🙄 Yes!! Cheshire cat for the wiiiiinnnnnnn!

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: this is a regular cat... not a magical cat 🙄

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

🙄 Well you need better company..

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: I wouldn't even need to ask this of my cat if you would just drag my corpse to the woods like I asked! 😒

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😞 But you said I couldn't use you as a sled don the stairs to do it..

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: you never asked that. Of course you can.

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

🙄 Now you're going to get all literal about what I literally did ask or not... *Pushes you down the stairs..* 😤

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: *grabs your hair and takes you down with me*

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😏 *Interprets that in the most perverted way possible..*

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: you would 🙄

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

🙄 I'm insulted...

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@OpenArmPolicy: liar 🙄