How long do you think it would take a cat to eat an entire human body?

@OpenArmPolicy: right now, as in the cat will eat the whole thing instantly?

🙄 Yes!! Cheshire cat for the wiiiiinnnnnnn!

@OpenArmPolicy: this is a regular cat... not a magical cat 🙄

🙄 Well you need better company..

@OpenArmPolicy: I wouldn't even need to ask this of my cat if you would just drag my corpse to the woods like I asked! 😒

😞 But you said I couldn't use you as a sled don the stairs to do it..

@OpenArmPolicy: you never asked that. Of course you can.

🙄 Now you're going to get all literal about what I literally did ask or not... *Pushes you down the stairs..* 😤

@OpenArmPolicy: *grabs your hair and takes you down with me*

😏 *Interprets that in the most perverted way possible..*

@OpenArmPolicy: you would 🙄

🙄 I'm insulted...

@OpenArmPolicy: liar 🙄